Anniversery!

HAPPY NEW YEAR YOU NORMAL BUMS!!

Would you look at that? it's been a year since i've made this blog, and considering i only post about, say 6 times a year (recent trends), this is a BIG DEAL.

Do i have any new years resolutions? no.

Although i can reflect on my past year, which i shall do.

A lot has happened, most of it band related

• I learned how to play tuba
• I finished 2 marching band seasons
• I finished 1 winter percussion season on bass drum
• My interests grew in drum corps

And then there was school, grades and such, new material, interesting people (Mr. Jewnin), etc.

At home, the aura was different, with only 3 people, compared to the boisterous and "crowded" amount of 6. And i say crowded to emphasize the lack of space in my decently large house... All 3 siblings had left the nest, to go to school, or find work in this society.

Entertainment wise, my xbox has continued to collect dust, seeing as i don't have time to play on it.
on the flip side, i've really enjoyed the movies put out this year.

And then there was Frozen...
oohoo!
I've never done drugs, but after seeing frozen, i imagine that's what it feels like to do so.
I wasn't "high", but more like euphoric. A smile on my face all day, warm and fuzzy inside, feeling excellent.
I have never felt so good, quite frankly, ever.
DISNEY IS MY DRUG.

Two Years ago, in the summer of my 7th grade going into my 8th year of educational schooling, I watched Tangled once, or occasionally two times a day, for like 2 months. It was fabulous. I'm hoping I can do that with Frozen.
I guess that can be a resolution, watch frozen more than tangled.

Now in lieu to Bears inc. and justcarolyn who had started a "blog" just as i did a year ago, keep eating yourselves, slowly but surely.

I have complained much less since a year ago, i've completely assimilated into this high school mentality where ignorance, swag, alcohol, drugs, stupidity, and assholes are the norm.

Now have a good new year you fire-breathing slut!
:)

When in a corner
Surrounded by The System
Gladly Eat Thyself
-Toshi Waffleheiser
Cheers!

Why Don't You Affiliate?

Well, Spring Break has come around. It is a time of partying, doing stuff, doing absolutely nothing, or doing some sort of activity unpopular to the masses.
People speak of:
A) Going to Disney World ("stuff" but awesome fun stuff. simply cause disney)
B) Sitting around doing nothing
C) "going hiking" or "enjoying the weather".
It is spring after all.
The plants are blooming, flowers growing, bugs spawning. How do you deal with the pesky demon spawn mosquitos? I often find myself smacking the air wildly in hopeless desperation.  But when that proves futile, i look for the source. In most cases, it is still water, with mosquito larvae in it.  First of all, don't drink it. You live in America. Water is everywhere regardless of toxins and microbes. In my yard, there is a pole sticking out of the ground; remnants of a fallen basketball hoop. It is hollow, and whenever it rains, there is quite a bit of water that accumulates in it. I cover the top with a brick. End of story. How do you deal with the outdoors? Are you at peace with nature and let them do as they please, or do you get annoyed at everything and hopelessly flail your arms? A common trend: City Folks tend to be the latter.

For my spring break, i am venturing to a far off land that goes by the name of austrolopicthi-OHIO. Dayton, Ohio to be specific, for we get to attend the  WGI (Winter Guard International) Championship. The bus rides should be interesting. Supposedly approximately 18 hours of butt hurting, nut licking, hibernating bear cuddles, and sleep. It shouldn't be that lonely of a ride. Who is there to associate with. All the we are a collective group working together for one goal; an Ensemble, we are still separated into multiple small collectives, or cliques. In my case, I do not affiliate with any of them, as there is nothing of conversation that can sate me. I'm sure there is, and i would have to venture for it, but that means taking time to talk to everybody who doesn't seem typical and boring.
My isolation is something i choose to do because the typical, and at large, is boring.
Normal is boring. Weird is Beautiful. Insanity is Interesting. Calm and smooth isn't like it used to be. Nothing is. The masses of the ages past demanded of greater respect than today.
I need to watch Monty Python and The Holy Grail.

If your nipple is purple, DAYUM!

Also, spring means bright colors and cheerful ness. If tonal harmonies make your day, why shouldn't color add tranquility. that sounds like a good day. appeal to those who would care. the masses, or individuals.
remember: Ab Major only has two flat notes in treble clef on a Bb instrument. do you even micksoldian scale?
Enjoy your spring break.

Be selfish and know thyself.
-Toshi Waffleheiser

New Years and Humanity

The day is New Years Eve, aka the day before the New Year, aka new year parties with plenty of stupid things happening, aka time to make resolutions i want to keep but know i won't, and... sigh. Go make your own stupid comments just like i did.

ANYWAY!

Today is a great kind of day! It is a very rare and special type of day that only happens once or twice per year. And that is laugh at society for it's very being.
Haha just kidding, it's really just eat asian food for 8 meals in a day. wait that happens more than once or twice! Forget it, just make it a special day that you will enjoy it for.
Whether that be spending time with family, friend(s), lover(s), and enemies. Cherish the fact that you made it through another year in the life of *insert your name here*, and that you will continue to live. Think of all the people that didn't make it this far because of medical technology that is torturing the elderly. :(

On another side note, Humanity is a very s- entity that can be many different things. It's definition is created how WE want/set it to be.
It can be a nice thing
or it can be a bad annoying sack of rotten bullshark testosterone.
The niceness comes from mutual respect of EVERYBODY especially of ones beliefs, that is key.
But that annoying sack of- hah, not gonna say it, comes from the DISRESPECT of ones beliefs.
This idealism here is called UTOPIA aka nonexistant/impossible.
Asking for everybody to go here is impossible, but you can follow yourself, and be true to yourself.

In my opinion, the greatest part of existing is knowing about yourself, and doing the best you can for yourself.
In other words, Be as Selfish as you can possibly be.
The seconds greatest part is helping others attain the greatest part, but only to a certain degree, and you will know that degree. But don't let them know you helped them TOO MUCH. In other words, Help people be selfish, unbeknownst to them for X amount of Y.

Remember, the golden rule for children remains true, except that we have strayed from it because of a different kind of personal greed (selfishness). not wanting to know about the self.

Screw what others think, be yourself, and enjoy being yourself.

Being able to be Forever Alone is the first step to not being alone.  If you can entertain yourself, then you can surely entertain others.

What? Contradiction with the self?
oh well
I can't fix that now.
Read it and move on please
Enjoy your day.
Happy New Year 2013 Year of the Snake

-Toshi Waffleheiser

Haha, Nipples

This world needs to eat itself.
Simple as that.